Marriage
19. A six-year-old boy walked up to his father one day and said, “Daddy, I'd like to get married. His father replied hesitantly,”Sure, son, do you have anyone in mind? Maybe it’s one of our neighbours’ ____________ (CHILD)?”
20. “No,” answered the boy. “I want to marry Grandma.”
“Now, wait a minute,” said his father. “You _________ (THINK) I'd let you marry my mother, do you?”
“Why not?” the boy asked. “You married mine.”
Supermarket encounter
21. A young man was walking through a supermarket. Suddenly he noticed that he ___________ (FOLLOW) by an old lady.
22. When he went to the checkout line, she got in front of him. “Pardon me,” she said, “I’m sorry if I made you feel uncomfortable. It’s just that you look exactly like my son whom I ____________ (NOT SEE) for about 10 years.”
23. “I’m very sorry,” replied the young man, “Is there anything I can do for you?” “Yes,” she said. “As I’m leaving, can you say ’Goodbye mother’? It would make me feel much __________ (GOOD).” “Sure,” answered the young man.
24. As the old woman was leaving, he called out, “Goodbye mother!” As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.50. “How can that be?” he asked, “I only bought a few things!” “Your mother said that you __________ (PAY) for her,” said the clerk.